{"product_id":"isopod-driver-car-magnet-funny-pls-be-patient-cute-rolled-woodlouse-decal","title":"Isopod Driver Car Magnet — Funny \"Pls Be Patient\" Cute Rolled Woodlouse Decal","description":"A tongue-in-cheek car magnet that speaks to slow, steady drivers who embrace the odd and whimsical. Bold white type sits on a matte black background with a detailed isopod illustration at the center — a little roadside humor that reads like a patient reminder to other drivers. Weather-resistant vinyl keeps the print clear through rain and sun, while the magnetic backing makes it easy to attach and remove without damaging paint. Let it sit on your bumpers while you cruise neighborhood streets, run errands, or take relaxed weekend drives.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis magnet fits into a laid-back, slightly nerdy lifestyle. It’s small humor that starts conversations at stoplights and gives fellow naturalists, entomology fans, and slow-cruising commuters a chance to smile. Use it for casual everyday driving, carmeet banter, or to add personality to a van or commuter vehicle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% vinyl construction for versatile, reliable print quality\u003cbr\u003e- All-weather durability — resists rain and sun\u003cbr\u003e- White vinyl with matte finish over a black printed design\u003cbr\u003e- Black magnetic backing for easy attachment and removal\u003cbr\u003e- Available in three sizes; printed with digital-direct printing in the USA\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Wipe the dust off gently with a soft, dry cloth.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"5'' × 5'' \/ Rectangle \/ 1 pc","offer_id":64267429151097,"sku":"27570595452185628040","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"10'' × 3'' \/ Rectangle \/ 1 pc","offer_id":64267429183865,"sku":"19022199998910786356","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"7.5'' × 4.5'' \/ Rectangle \/ 1 pc","offer_id":64267429216633,"sku":"15849483920586164135","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1025\/2632\/1017\/files\/8367277740940056338_2048.jpg?v=1786966093","url":"https:\/\/shopnichenook.com\/products\/isopod-driver-car-magnet-funny-pls-be-patient-cute-rolled-woodlouse-decal","provider":"Niche Nook","version":"1.0","type":"link"}